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TOP DEFINITION
fuck 
1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent.

1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
by Cheese-man April 05, 2003

From "Monty Python" 

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike. 
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories: 

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley. 
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks. 

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as... 

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work. 
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much. 
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful. 
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck. 
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible. 
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers. 


As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as: 

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot. 
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it. 
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now. 
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy. 
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question. 
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that? 
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here. 
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off. 
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself... 



I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!
See examples above...
by Bombadil November 05, 2004

fuck 
An expression of contempt.
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Translation: Fuck you.
by EJL February 17, 2004


The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked.
by Havoc April 01, 2003


This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases. 

1. v. to have sex 
2. n. the act of having sex 
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning 
4. a general insult 
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof) 
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that) 
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up) 

8. exclaimation of emotion 
9. derogatory dismissal 
10. expression of confusion 
11. very, extremely 
12. n. a person you don't like 
13. bother, agitate 
14. v. to be in distress.
1. i like to fuck. 
2. that was a good fuck. 
3. he is fucked. 
4. fuck you. 
5. i don't give a fuck. 
6. fuck that. 
7. he fucked up the car really badly.

8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.
by asdf May 13, 2003
fuck 
bush just became president.
now that bush is president we are all fucked.
by Brain Villela January 19, 2005

FUCK 
A word of great historical significance.
Adam to Eve: Wanna fuck?

General Custer: Have you ever seen so many fucking Indians?!?

Captain of the Titanic: Where's all this fucking water coming from?

Mayor of Hiroshima: What the FUCK was that?!?

Todd Beamer: Fuck these assholes. Let's roll.
by CT Vigilante July 25, 2006
the word of all words, the only word you can use in any situation.
1. Oh Fuck!!!!
( anger, excitment, sadness, confusion, stupidity, pleasure, disappointment, hysterical, boredom, exhaustion, happiness, fright, frustration, shock, being disgusted, depression, surprised, embarrasment, being asamed, jealousy, lonliness, anxiousness, shyness, and anything fucking else you fucking people can feel!!!)
by Anonymous September 03, 2003

There are only eleven times in history where the "FUCK" word has been considered acceptable for use. 
They are as follows: 

5 "You want what 
on the "FUCKING" ceiling?" 
-Michelangelo, 1566 

4. "Where the "FUCK" are we?" 
-Amelia Earhart, 1937 

3. "Scattered "FUCKING" showers, 
my ass!" 
-Noah, 4314 BC 

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the "FUCK" is 
going to find out?" 
-Bill Clinton, 1998 

1. "FUCK, I didn't think they'd get this 
"FUCKING" mad." 
-Saddam Hussein, 2003


10. "What the "FUCK" was that?" 
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 

9. "Where did all those "FUCKING" Indians 
come from?" 
-Custer, 1877 

8. "Any "FUCKING" idiot 
could understand that." 
-Einstein, 1938 

7. "It does so "FUCKING" look like her!" 
-Picasso, 1926 

6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?" 
-Pythagoras, 126 BC 


A different name for the erotic pleasures shared between two people
As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down.


Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow.


by FuckingSexGoddess April 27, 2003




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